His music turns my stomach upside down…
Apr 25th, 2006 by B.
Apologies in advance to fans, *but*…
Why are most women in the 30-60 age range suddenly jizzing themselves over Jack Johnson? His music makes me want to bludgeon curious george with a guitar.
(… don’t hurt me!)
On this day..
- Pardon the dust. - 2007
- Disturbing, I know. - 2006
- I'm sick of being a dummkopf. - 2006



i haven’t even heard of this person… if i have heard his music i’m not aware…
so, once again… i have no answer to your question… but chiming in anyway.
OH MY GOD!! !! !! !!
YOU ARE EVIL AND MUST BE DESTROYED!!
I worship Jack. I listened to him before listening to him was cool. I first discovered him after seeing his first surf film “Thicker Than Water” several years before he released a CD. I have every film, DVD and CD he’s ever put out. I’ve been to see him three times and had my health been better in the last year, I’d have seen him many more times. He is my absolutely favorite singer/songwriter and I think he gets better each year. His music makes me feel good and calm and at peace with the world, kinda like surfing. In fact, I almost prefered it before he got discovered by the rest of the world, because it was like he was my own secret.
I can’t even comprehend someone not liking him.
Umm…I’m a little passionate about Jack…can you tell?
:popcorn:
I knew that was coming :lol :lol
I’m with you Trish……..I don’t listen to him all the time…..I’m currently enamoured w/ lots of amazing 80’s tunes…….But Jack, oooooh, he’s so good…..He’s really great to chill out to…….Speaking of music…..B, I can recommend two guys who are frickin’ awesome! Ben Lee & Roddy Frame…..Their music is not in the same vein as JJ……..But they’ve absolutely knocked my socks off! Aus & Brit rock……ROCKS!
Am I that predictible Uncle Remus?
uh-oh… busted. Sorry Trish & Lisa! And clearly there are more of you out there than me… being that this is guy is suddenly everywhere.
p.s. Trish… maybe your health is bad because jack’s destroying your immune system… one. song. at. a. time. (heh)
I have never even heard of Jack Johnson - who the hell is he…….and should I be happy in my ignorance!
Haddock, did you take the juniorette to see Curious George? If so, he did the soundtrack, here’s a link to the cd:
http://music.msn.com/album/?album=46909022
He’s like Harry Belafonte lite…. err, in a good way, Trish!
Maybe they all got tired of Coldplay?
Ha! Coldplay, another band I’ve been known to bitch about. And don’t even get me started on U2…
But music is subjective… one man’s Ben Folds is anothers Jack Johnson. It’s all good.
I just had to google him to be sure (been without MTV and cable since I moved here). To answer the question: Um… because they felt they were ‘over’ their dave matthews obsession from college and were seeking a substitute?
Oooh, no, I still love Coldplay a lot too……Altho lately, it’s Aussie music that’s turned my ear….So much great stuff Down Undah…..Aussies are frickin’ amazing!!
*ummm, yeah, I’m a bit obssessed w/ them lately
Cant stand Coldplay, U2, Dave Matthews or Ben Folds. And if your only exposure to Jack is Curious George, you aren’t qualified to speak on the issue. (is there a smuggly indifferent smilie?)
Harry Belafonte lite? Uncle Remus, have you seen my electric cattle prod?
No, but I actually DO have an electric cattle prod. [hides from PETA]
you seriously own an elect. cattle prod?? I guess it’s better than owning Alan Jackson cd’s and gun racks…. but, damn, remus!
lol
I didn’t say I used it on cattle … makes the meat tougher.
Cattle aren’t too smart, but they are less obstinate and less full of bullshit than Republicans … they are the ones I keep it around for.
Yeah, it never entered my mind that you would use it on animals… I was thinking it was more of a freaky sex thing.
That would be kinky
… but it’s not a TENS unit …
think more like getting bit by a spark plug wire at 3,000 rpm.
As a teenager, we played tag with an electric cattle prod a few times until my mom and aunt found out about it and threatened us with evils that made an electric cattle prod seem mild.
By the way…Jack Johnson is the bestest!
Whoops!
at least i’m consistent… i don’t know what an electric cattle prod is either.
Well … there are a couple of different kinds.
One is used to get cattle to move where you want them.
Sort of an Abu Ghraib instrument.
The other is inserted in the male of the species to … ummmmmmmmm … stimulate them.
Uncle R, you sometimes scare me about some of the things you know about :-0