Please Keith Richards… don’t die!
Apr 29th, 2006 by B.
Keith Richards, who is hospitalized after falling out of a coconut tree on his head, can not die! I’ve been convinced since ‘82 that he will outlive us all (including the roaches)… keith pushing up daisies = end of the world as we know it (and I still haven’t memorized the damn song…)
****lighting a candle****


I had not heard this.
What did someone tell him there was a stash of drugs at the top of the tree ?
I’m with you … he is incapable of dying.
The rock worlds’ ugliest man fell out of a tree??? Sorry to hear that but, roflol!!!!
What was a guy his age doing up a tree!