Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
May 16th, 2006 by B.
*said in my most petulant children’s voice*
I don’t wanna take these stupid german lessons! They suck, frau stick-up-her-ass sucks, and who really gives a shit if I say das U. (eww) S. (ess) A. (ahh) instead of den u.s.a.??
I’m also pretty sure that humming a sentence and then having me guess which one it is… is a huge waste of the 30 euro per lesson I’m paying frau suha.
Why can’t I just pretend I’m Hellen Keller when I go out? It sounds much more fun than actually learning a language, and if I play my cards right I might be able to swing a handicap parking sticker, too.
On this day..
- Oh. My. God. - 2007
- Wednesday's vitriol. - 2007
- Summertime blues and a question. - 2006


Ok, update. I took my german lesson, it wasn’t that bad and I’m glad to have learned the tinest bit more…
B it really really sucks at the beginning, muscle through, you’ll be glad you did. But what about a cheapo school with some classmates? Then at least you get to laugh at others’ mistakes.Schadenfreude helps the learning process.