According to this article, most germans are thinking about sex while stuck in traffic:
BERLIN - A third of German motorists fantasize about sex when stuck in traffic while only 10 percent think of finding an alternate route, according to a motor club survey published on Thursday.
Eight percent think about how much gasoline they have, seven percent about their next meal, and seven percent about going to a toilet. Six percent think about their careers.
One in ten caught focus on their families, seven percent on shopping lists and another seven percent worry about the damage the traffic jam might do to their clutch. Only six percent said they don’t think about anything in traffic jams.
The Auto Club Europa (ACE) in Stuttgart said 1,833 motorists took part in the Internet survey on what occupies their thoughts when traffic comes to a standstill.
And after being stuck in my fair share of traffic jams I can safely say that’s a lot of sex thoughts. Wonder if they’re sore after? I’m not really sure what I think about while stuck in traffic… but now that I know that everyone around me is thinking about sex, I’m going to be thinking about them thinking about sex. Which will eventually lead to me thinking about having sex with them.
Sheesh, this is the kind of thing that could earn a girl a reputation…


i think about how i am so right in never wanting to leave the house… because there is pretty much 100% chance i won’t be stuck in traffic inside my house…. and how much i hate cell phones… and that they are probably somehow responsible for the traffic jam in the first place… and probably something about tissue paper and the great wall of china…
Tooooo funny! I think the fact that it was an INTERNET survey explains the high “one-third” number.
Carol