I am not smarter than a 5th grader.
Mar 31st, 2007 by B.
Fucking show. I am smarter than a 5th grader… I am. I am. I am!
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All About B.
Former supermodel turned brain surgeon leaves behind successful career in America to try her hand at hausfraudom in the lovely Saxon city of Dresden, Germany.
Some days are good, some are bad... all are opportunities to learn & grow.
With my sunny disposition and can-do attitude, what could possibly go wrong?
Moved to Dresden
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The Big Sleep & Other Novels by Raymond Chandler
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LOL! Minnesota had its Geography Bee competition, and they were talking on the news about how they were not smarter than those kids (grades 4-8) and were afraid they might mispronounce something and be corrected by the kid. (The news anchorwoman was the emcee for the event.) Seriously, there are some freakin’ smart kids out there!!!
All parlour tricks.