Things heard round the flat…
May 30th, 2007 by B.
Syd: Why do mommies wear bras?
Me: Because once upon a time there was a person… no doubt an evil, sadistic man… who thought it would be fun to torture women with an insidious device called an underwire bra.
Syd: Why’d he do that? Did he not like girls?
Me: No one really knows… maybe he was a scorned lover? But most likely he just had ‘mommy’ issues.
Syd: Wow. I always thought it was to keep your chi-chi’s warm.
Me: Chi-chi’s? So that’s what they’re calling them these days.
Syd: Yep.
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Me: Showtime is the new HBO.
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Me: I can’t believe you’re taking the dog’s side on this!
Jim: Hey, if you followed me around licking me after I just yelled at you, I might take your side a little more often…
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Robs: Did you hear about that girl giving away her kidney on tv?
Me: Yeah, can you believe it? That’s some serious Jerry Springer crap right there…
Robs: Can you live with just one kidney? How much money do you think she’ll get?
Me: Well, yes, you can but… wait, why do you want to know?
Robs: Because I really need 300 euro for a new digital camera…
