Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown.
Aug 15th, 2007 by B.
Ugh. Being a mom sucks sometimes. I feel like such a nag. All I do is walk around saying:
“no, I will not give you 60€ so you buy a tracksuit with ‘juicy’ scrawled across the ass”
“stop running in the flat, we have people below us you know!”
“ok joan jett, ease up on the mascara and eyeliner”
“i can’t right now, i’m busy. maybe later… ”
“If that skirt were any shorter I’d see your cervix!”
It’s like I’m mommy mussolini or something. An evil dictator bent on crushing the spirit of my subjects. I want to be fun mommy… good times mommy… let’s stay up past midnight eating oreos & watching scary movies mommy…
On this day..
- Salzburg Bound. - 2007
- For Jim. - 2007
- Soon. - 2006
Umm…I for one, think you’re doing a great job, and we don’t even know each other!
Joan Jett-priceless!
Being a Momma-no one said it was work for the lighthearted-and we still signed on the dotted line…must have been the crack talking us into it! It totally does suck that we get to be the next in line for all the no no nos! Just pretend you are Amy Winehouse (minus all her nuttiness) when you say it next time, you’ll feel significantly better!
Th upside to the madness, when they are asleep, they really are angels…and we got them here. It’s amazing…
Hang in there-it’s just another day in paradise! Someday, they’ll be the Mommas, and you will get to laugh and drink wine all day long at their expense!
Esther- Thanks. Yesterday was one of those days when I felt all I did was yell… don’t you just hate those?? Today’s better though.