Christmas Best/Worst.
Dec 21st, 2007 by B.
Every year debates spark anew in the Eurotrippen homestead over the best & worst Christmas has to offer. For the record, here’s where I stand…
Best Live Action Christmas Film:
A Christmas Story
It just doesn’t get any better…
Worst Live Action Christmas Film:
Jingle All The Way makes angels weep…
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Best Animated Christmas Film:
Oh yeah…
Worst Animated Christmas Film:
Jesus’ ass…
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Best Christmas Elf(s):
Jingle & Jangle from `Year Without A Santa Claus´
Worst Christmas Elf:
Need I say more?
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Best Christmas Villain:
Burgermeister Meisterburger from `Santa Claus Is Coming To Town´.
Worst Christmas Villain:
Scut Farkus from `A Christmas Story´. What a pussy…
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Best Mrs. Claus:
Mrs. C. from TYWASC.
Worst Mrs. Claus:
Miss Jessica from `Santa Claus is Coming to Town´. Mrs. Claus should never, EVER, look like a milf… it’s just wrong.
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Best Non-Traditional Christmas Song:
Louis Armstrong’s `Cool Yule´
Worst Non-Traditional Christmas Song:
Bruce Springsteen’s `Santa Claus Is Coming To Town´
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Best Of The Rest:
Worst Of The Rest:
On this day..
- Christmisanthropy. - 2007
- Holy shit! - 2006
I have to agree with egg nog and fruit cake as the worst. Hope your holidays are relaxing and healthy!
fruit cake…definitely NOT a fav, but egg nog with some serious rum in it…I won’t pass that up! Hoping you’ve enjoyed a very happy holiday!